The Full Story
All about... Tiger
LISTERLO MR MAGOO
Sex Dog Colour RUSSET GOLD Born 19 July 2022
Studbook number
1937DL
Mission
I’m Tiger, a Vizsla with a big personality and zero respect for personal space.
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I enjoy long walks to the nearest snack cupboard, staring intensely at humans while they eat, and pretending I didn’t hear you say my name.
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Likes: Treats (all kinds, especially the forbidden ones) Belly rubs, Mud, leaves, socks, and things I’m not allowed to have.
Dislikes: Baths, the vacuum cleaner & being told “no” when my food bowl is only mostly full.
Special Skills: Can hear a cheese wrapper from three rooms away. Professional zoomies expert. Sitting… eventually. Looking innocent immediately after chaos.
Vision
Ideal Day: Wake up. Eat. Nap. Walk. Eat again. Nap harder. Cause mild destruction. Cuddle like nothing happened.
Fun Fact: I once [funny achievement, e.g. “stole an entire sandwich and blamed the cat”].
Looking For: A human who understands that “I just rolled in something” is a lifestyle, not a phase.
Motto:“[Funny quote, e.g. ‘If I fits, I sits.’]”
